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the only difference between a good girl and a bad girl, is that good girls are very selective with who they're bad with. Crush Quotes, Funny Videos, Funny Quotes, Humour, Memes Humour, Flirting Quotes Funny, Flirting Quotes For Her, Flirting Quotes For Him, Flirting Quotes
the only difference between a good girl and a bad girl, is that good girls are very selective with who they're bad with.
i'm scared to fall in love. you are giving everything to this one person you trust to return the love that you give them, but you know there are only two options, heartbreak or marriage. Love Quotes, Inspiration, Relationship Quotes, Unrequited Love Quotes, Falling In Love Quotes, Im In Love, Quotes For Him, Whisper Confessions, I Do Love You
I'm scared to fall in love. You are giving everything to this one person you trust to return the love that you give them, but you know there are only two options, heartbreak or marriage.
i'm scared to fall in love. you are giving everything to this one person you trust to return the love that you give them, but you know there are only two options, heartbreak or marriage.
in high school i used to get bullied a lot. now i make gay porn under my tormentors name, so if people Google him they think he's a gay porn star. Funny Jokes, Funny Memes, Karma, People, Funny Stuff, Dark Humour Memes
12 People Who Took On Homophobia And Totally Won
in high school i used to get bullied a lot. now i make gay porn under my tormentors name, so if people Google him they think he's a gay porn star.
let's just save some time; yes, my hair is naturally red. no, i don't wear blue colored contacts. yes, if you cross me, i will turn your soul into a freckle. Crafts, Ginger Quotes, Ginger Facts, Redhead Quotes, Red Hair Don't Care, Ginger Humor, Redhead Facts, Red Hair Quotes
let's just save some time; yes, my hair is naturally red. no, i don't wear blue colored contacts. yes, if you cross me, i will turn your soul into a freckle.
today i dealt with a patient who said she fell on a cucumber that coincidentally ended up lost in her colon. I had to leave the room. Sayings, Shit Happens, Funny Things, Who Said
Today I dealt with a patient who said she fell on a cucumber that coincidentally ended up lost in her colon I had to leave the room.
today i dealt with a patient who said she fell on a cucumber that coincidentally ended up lost in her colon. I had to leave the room.
what is wrong with this new generation my sister is 12 and she has a relationship when i was 12 i used to put glue on my hand and peel it off later. Funny Texts, Whisper Confessions Dirty, Whisper Quotes, Funny Messages, Funny Phrases, Quotes To Live By
what is wrong with this new generation my sister is 12 and she has a relationship when i was 12 i used to put glue on my hand and peel it off later.
I'm a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind and high standards. I want to be treated like a lady in public, ravaged in private, and wooed for eternity. Motivation, Romantic Quotes, Sex Quotes, Dirty Mind, Love Quotes For Her
I'm a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind and high standards. I want to be treated like a lady in public, ravaged in private, and wooed for eternity.
i've killed more people than i care to count and i won't forget a single one of their faces. Feelings, Quotes, Anonymous Confessions, Faith In Humanity, It's A Secret, Confessions, Words
i've killed more people than i care to count and i won't forget a single one of their faces.
when your glasses are dirty, but your shirt isn't the right material.. Friends, Happiness, Nice
When your glasses are dirty, but your shirt isn't the right material...
when your glasses are dirty, but your shirt isn't the right material..
just found out that this guy is using me for sex. luckily he's rich so i can use him for his money. fuck him. Funny Humour, Hilarious Stuff, Funny Humor, Comebacks
Just found out that this guy is using me for sex. Luckily he's rich so I can use him for his money. Fuck him.
just found out that this guy is using me for sex. luckily he's rich so i can use him for his money. fuck him.
i once shit my pants in class just to make a point to the teacher because she said i could wait. i was 17 and taking my SAT Jokes, Funny Posts
13 Embarrassing Student Confessions That Will Make You Cringe
i once shit my pants in class just to make a point to the teacher because she said i could wait. i was 17 and taking my SAT
why are people so against women who don't want children? just because i have the ability to have kids doesn't mean that I have the responsibility to have kids. Not Having Kids, Hate Kids, I Dont Want Kids, How I Feel
why are people so against women who don't want children? just because i have the ability to have kids doesn't mean that I have the responsibility to have kids.
i'm scared of how i feel. i don't want to lose you, but i don't even have you. the mixed signals you keep sending stress me out so much. please don't just string me along. Dont Want To Lose You, Confused Feelings Quotes, Confused Feelings, Confused Quotes, Truths, Feelings Quotes
Five Great Relationship Communication Rules
i'm scared of how i feel. i don't want to lose you, but i don't even have you. the mixed signals you keep sending stress me out so much. please don't just string me along.
the other day at the park, my three year old nephew yelled, "I'm a sprinkler!" Then pulled down his pants and peed while spinning in circles. Parenting Humour, Dirty Jokes, Parenting Humor, Quotes For Kids
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the other day at the park, my three year old nephew yelled, "I'm a sprinkler!" Then pulled down his pants and peed while spinning in circles.
I love asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because I'm still looking for ideas. Love, Advice Quotes, I Can Relate, Funny Times, Hilarious
I love asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because I'm still looking for ideas.