Top Ten Possible Replacements for Simon Cowell on American Idol * starcasm.net

Simon Cowell has broken the hearts of schadenfreudian American Idol fans around the globe by announcing this will be his last season as a judge for the biggest talent show on the planet. Starcasm recognizes that world is precariously tipping towards complete chaos and has assembled an impressive A-list of possible suitors for the infamous British poo-pooer's vacated seat to help bring peace and balance to the Earth once again. We all know that Simon’s shoes will be impossible to fill as he…

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