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A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the dead bodies before they were sent off to be buried or cremated. As he examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, who was about to be cremated, he made an amazing discovery: Schwartz had the longest private part he had ever seen! Moral Stories, Funny Stories, You Funny, Funny Jokes, Jokester, Clean Jokes, Wow Facts, Private Parts, One Liner
Funny Joke ‣ Mr. Schwartz
A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the dead bodies before they were sent off to be buried or cremated. As he examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, who was about to be cremated, he made an amazing discovery: Schwartz had the longest private part he had ever seen!
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A cabbie picks up a Nun She gets into the cab and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won’t stop staring at her She asks him why he is staring He replies “I have a question to ask but I don’t want to offend you” She answers ” My son Short Jokes Funny, Funny Jokes For Adults, Daily Jokes, Daily Funny, Uncle Mike, Funny Quotes, Funny Memes, Funniest Jokes, Funny Videos
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A cabbie picks up a Nun She gets into the cab and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won’t stop staring at her She asks him why he is staring He replies “I have a question to ask but I don’t want to offend you” She answers ” My son
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WHEN A MALE OCTOPUS FINDS A MATE, HE RIPS OFF HIS PENIS AND THROWS IT AT THE FEMALE SO SHE CAN INSEMINATE HERSELF. THEN THE MALE GROWS A NEW PENIS. IF THAT ISN'T THE MOST EPIC WAY TO TELL SOMEONE "GO FUCK YOURSELF" I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS - America’s best pics and videos
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A young lady came home from a date rather sad. She told her mother, “Jeff proposed to me an hour ago