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Is it just me or shouldn't you be concerned that your toddler somehow found and played with SPRAY PAINT w/o anyone noticing? Looks like your parenting skills are just as poor as your family planning skills. Just Me, Like You, Facebook Face, Family Planning, Your Family, Palms, Parenting, Palmas, Palm Trees

Is it just me or shouldn't you be concerned that your toddler somehow found and played with SPRAY PAINT w/o anyone noticing?! Looks like your parenting skills are just as poor as your family planning skills.

Oh "B" bless your poor little heart. All you wanted was a little validation but it went sadly wrong. Only 13 of your friends think you're a "sexy MF" and I have to agree with the majority. You are many things but definitely not sexy. Facebook Face, Myself Status, May 7th, Palms, Definitions, Like Me, Thinking Of You, Blessed, Friends

Oh "B" bless your poor little heart. All you wanted was a little validation but it went sadly wrong. Only 13 of your 1,101 friends think you're a "sexy MF" and I have to agree with the majority. You are many things but definitely not sexy. At all.

Congratulations "A" you have done what I thought no could ever seriously do. You have made me question the veracity of Darwin's Survival of the Fittest, of course I've joked about this before but this time I am sad to say I actually mean it. That being said, there is no ceiling on what I'd pay to have seen you stuck in a play place. Facebook Face, No Ceilings, I Am Sad, Darwin, Palms, Congratulations, Survival, Jokes, Lol

Congratulations "A" you have done what I thought no could ever seriously do. You have made me question the veracity of Darwin's Survival of the Fittest, of course I've joked about this before but this time I am sad to say I actually mean it. That being said, there is no ceiling on what I'd pay to have seen you stuck in a play place.

Oh "A" if only you that by using blanket generalization on all people that you inadvertently insulted yourself? I'll let you look up all the big words now. Facebook Face, Big Words, Stupid People, Palms, Looking Up, Let It Be, Blanket, Sayings, Great Words

Oh "A" if only you that by using blanket generalization on all people that you inadvertently insulted yourself? I'll let you look up all the big words now...

Why is this awkward, "A"? Is it because both you and the cow know who is more intelligent? It's the cow by a long shot.a very long shot. Facebook Face, Long Shot, Awkward Moments, Palms, Cow, In This Moment, Shit Happens, Palmas, Palm Trees

Why is this awkward, "A"? Is it because both you and the cow know who is more intelligent? It's the cow by a long shot...a very long shot.

This is "B" - now I have two issues with this post. 1) Most humans discover that pepper makes us sneeze when we're say, I don't know, around four or five. {Not "B" however, my personal theory is that "B" could be the fabled Missing Link but who knows, maybe "B's" crib had lead paint or maybe "B" was dropped repeatedly as an infant.} And 2) Now I just plain don't understand this second part-does this mean pepper doesn't burn your nose when you have a cold or is this a cry for help from either… Facebook Face, Lead Paint, Missing Link, Cry For Help, Dont Understand, Parenting Hacks, Crib, Theory, Helpful Hints

This is "B" - now I have two issues with this post. 1) Most humans discover that pepper makes us sneeze when we're say, I don't know, around four or five. {Not "B" however, my personal theory is that "B" could be the fabled Missing Link but who knows, maybe "B's" crib had lead paint or maybe "B" was dropped repeatedly as an infant.} And 2) Now I just plain don't understand this second part-does this mean pepper doesn't burn your nose when you have a cold or is this a cry for help from either…

This is what happens when you go to a shit school and have a minuscule brain: you sorta understand the concept of a metaphor but ya crash and burn when attempting to employ one. It kills the grammarian in me while it makes the rest of me convulse with laughter. Keep up the good work, A. Opinions Are Like, Facebook Face, Think Of Me, What Happens When You, Palms, Don't Care, Laughter, Brain, Rest

This is what happens when you go to a shit school and have a minuscule brain: you sorta understand the concept of a metaphor but ya crash and burn when attempting to employ one. It kills the grammarian in me while it makes the rest of me convulse with laughter. Keep up the good work, A.

This is one shallow step from writing "Call for a good time." about yourself on bathroom walls at gas stations. Facebook Face, Text Me, Gas Station, Shallow, Bathroom Wall, Palms, Writing, Palmas, Palm Trees

This is one shallow step from writing "Call for a good time..." about yourself on bathroom walls at gas stations.

the inaugural post, the one that inspired this board. Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you "A" who is so hilariously moronic that I actually look forward to what "A" posts. Facebook Face, Lady And Gentlemen, Palms, Haha, Inspired, Board, Inspiration, Biblical Inspiration, Palmas

the inaugural post, the one that inspired this board. Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you "A" who is so hilariously moronic that I actually look forward to what "A" posts.