Funny relationship jokes

A man who drank alot was told by his wife “If you ever come […]

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It's hard to believe that some of these famous women are over 50 years old. But like the best fine wines, these nice ladies have managed to stay ...

After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target.Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out.Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse.Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Target:Dear Mrs. Harris ,

There's no doubt that social media can be harmful and negative, but finding kindness and positivity online isn’t impossible—you just have to look in the right places.People share all sorts of beautiful, heartwarming stories on the internet that are extremely uplifting. Stick around because we've collected a bunch of wholesome posts that will put a smile on your face.

An elderly couple, Mildred and George, moved to Texas. George always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home. Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, “Notice anything different about me?” Mildred looked...

One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leaves her, hoping she will be well cared for. The next morning, the nurses bathe her, feed her a tasty breakfast and set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden. She seems like she’s doing fine, but after a while she slowly starts to lean over sideways in her chair.

Three brothers each marry a woman. The first one married a woman from Minneapolis, and said to her: “When I get back from work, I want the house to be clean and tidy.” He didn’t see any changes on the first day, but on the second day the house was clean and tidy. The second brother married...