Funny people quotes

The less people you chill with, the less bullshit you deal with.

Behind every husband who thinks he wears the pants... is a wife who told him which pair to wear. ~ Kelly's Treehouse. Click The Pin For More Funny Quotes. Share the Cheer - Please Re-Pin. #funny #funnyquotes #quotes #quotestoliveby #dailyquote #wittyquotes #oneliner #joke #puns #TheDragonflyChallenge

Remember this.. Selfish people don't care about you, unless you are doing something for them. . . . . . . #relationship #quote #love #couple #quotes

If one day you woke up and realized that every other person on planet Earth had vanished, what would you do? Panic? Try to find the meaning of life? Join the rest? Or have the biggest party known to now non-existent man, celebrating the fact that you’ll never run into another extrovert again?

Karen Salmansohn loves to write and design funny witty quotes and share them on instagram. Here's a collection of her funny witty sayings.

Yes...met a lot of people who turned out to be snakes... Backstabbers...

We try our best to make our lives better and happier. However, there are problems in our daily lives. We can’t be happy and smooth

Collection of best uplifting quotes and sayings about haters. Share these status messages, images, meme, and quotes on haters and give them a royal ignore!