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We think you'll appreciate a good laugh with some of our favorite jokes & quotes from Nick Jr.! Now that's Jr. humor for you!
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Tell your children this silly kids joke featuring Everest from PAW Patrol:  What do you call young dogs that play in the snow?  Slush puppies!  Haha! Funny Jokes For Kids, Silly Jokes, Funny Puns, Kid Jokes, Funny Ideas, Paw Patrol, Funny Kids Homework, Halloween Quotes Funny, Haha
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Tell your children this silly kids joke featuring Everest from PAW Patrol: What do you call young dogs that play in the snow? Slush puppies! Haha!
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Tell your children this silly kids joke featuring Chase from PAW Patrol:  What did the hat say to the scarf?  You'll hang around, and i'll go ahead!  Hahaha! Silly Kids, Corny Jokes, Cute Jokes, Jokes And Riddles, Good Jokes, Kids Humor, Jokes Quotes
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Tell your children this silly kids joke featuring Chase from PAW Patrol: What did the hat say to the scarf? You'll hang around, and i'll go ahead! Hahaha!
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Check out this silly kids joke featuring Boots from Dora the Explorer:  Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well!  Ha! Dad Jokes, 4 Kids, Joke Of The Day, Nick Jr, Dora The Explorer
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Check out this silly kids joke featuring Boots from Dora the Explorer: Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well! Ha!
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Silly kids joke: What has six legs, four ears, and a shinig suit of armor? Nella riding on Trinket! Jokes For Kids, Nella The Princess Knight, Birthday Ideas, Birthday Parties, Suit Of Armor, Sams
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Silly kids joke: What has six legs, four ears, and a shinig suit of armor? Nella riding on Trinket!
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This is the cutest, silliest kids joke featuring Chase from PAW Patrol:  What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?  A friend you can count on! Funny Jokes And Riddles, Mom Jokes, Kid Friendly Jokes, Kid Friendly Fun, Friday Jokes
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This is the cutest, silliest kids joke featuring Chase from PAW Patrol: What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator? A friend you can count on!
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Check out this silly kids joke:  What do you get when you cross a lemon and a cat? A sourpuss! Stupid Jokes, Bad Jokes, Extremely Funny Jokes, Preschool Circle Time, Clean Jokes
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Check out this silly kids joke: What do you get when you cross a lemon and a cat? A sourpuss!
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Silly kids joke for New Year's Eve: What's a cow's favorite holiday? Moo Year's Eve! Funny Corny Jokes, Riddles Kids, Hilarious, School Jokes, Funny Quotes
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Silly kids joke for New Year's Eve: What's a cow's favorite holiday? Moo Year's Eve!
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Check out this silly kids holiday joke: What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve? Sandy Claws! Fun Quotes Funny, Funny Christmas Eve Quotes
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Check out this silly kids holiday joke: What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve? Sandy Claws!
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Tell this silly kid's joke on a long car ride:   What kind of bird works at a construction site?  A crane! Puns Jokes, Memes, Jokes Kids, Fun Funny
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Tell this silly kid's joke on a long car ride: What kind of bird works at a construction site? A crane!
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Tell this silly kids joke on Thanksgiving:  What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?  A har-VEST! Summer Jokes For Kids
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Tell this silly kids joke on Thanksgiving: What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner? A har-VEST!
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Check out this silly kids joke:  Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?  The mewseum! Cat Jokes, Pregnancy Jokes, Lunchbox Jokes
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Check out this silly kids joke: Where did the school kittens go for their field trip? The mewseum!
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Here's a silly kids joke for Halloween:   Q: What are a ghost's favorite fruits? A: Boonanas and Booberries!  Haha! Punny Jokes, Puns, Funny Quotes For Kids, Funny Kids
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Here's a silly kids joke for Halloween: Q: What are a ghost's favorite fruits? A: Boonanas and Booberries! Haha!
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Here's a great kids joke for Halloween:  How do you fix a broken jack-o'-lantern?  With a pumpkin patch! Cheesy Jokes, Funny Memes
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Here's a great kids joke for Halloween: How do you fix a broken jack-o'-lantern? With a pumpkin patch!
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Here's a silly genie joke for kids:  What's Shimmer and Shine's favorite season?  Zahramay Fall!  Ha!
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Here's a silly genie joke for kids: What's Shimmer and Shine's favorite season? Zahramay Fall! Ha!
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Check out this hilarious kids joke:  Why do seagulls fly over the sea?  Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels! Jokes For Teenagers, Funny Animal Jokes, Funny Riddles
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Check out this hilarious kids joke: Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels!
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Check out this silly kids joke featuring Zeg from Blaze and the Monster Machines:   What makes Zeg stop? A flat tire-annousaurus! Toddler Jokes
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Check out this silly kids joke featuring Zeg from Blaze and the Monster Machines: What makes Zeg stop? A flat tire-annousaurus!
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A silly rainforest pun for kids with Tracker the jungle pup from PAW Patrol! Paw Patrol Coloring Pages
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A silly rainforest pun for kids with Tracker the jungle pup from PAW Patrol!
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Some summer seashell silliness featuring Bubble Puppy from Bubble Guppies! Does your preschooler like to use your phone to take selfies? Friday Funnies, Funny Friday
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Some summer seashell silliness featuring Bubble Puppy from Bubble Guppies! Does your preschooler like to use your phone to take selfies?
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Cute arts and crafts joke for preschoolers featuring Rubble from the PAW Patrol! Bus Safety
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Cute arts and crafts joke for preschoolers featuring Rubble from the PAW Patrol!
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The sportiest and the silliest! Lame Jokes
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The sportiest and the silliest!
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Check out this silly kids joke featuring Gil and Goby from Bubble Guppies:  What kind of swim stroke can you use on toast? A BUTTER-fly! Pick Up Line Jokes
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Check out this silly kids joke featuring Gil and Goby from Bubble Guppies: What kind of swim stroke can you use on toast? A BUTTER-fly!
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Check out this silly kids joke featuring Naya from Dora and Friends:  How do you organize a space party?   You planet early!!! Funny Jokes, Dora And Friends, Friends Girls, Classroom Jokes
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Check out this silly kids joke featuring Naya from Dora and Friends: How do you organize a space party? You planet early!!!
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Check out this silly kid's joke featuring Bot from Team Umizoomi:  Why didn't the two 4's want any dinner?  Because they already 8!
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Check out this silly kid's joke featuring Bot from Team Umizoomi: Why didn't the two 4's want any dinner? Because they already 8!
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Another great kids joke featuring Rubble from PAW Patrol:   How do construction workers celebrate? They raise the roof! School Quotes Funny
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Another great kids joke featuring Rubble from PAW Patrol: How do construction workers celebrate? They raise the roof!
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"The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams" -Eleanor Roosevelt  Share this inspirational quote by First Lady Eleanor Roosevelt with your kids when they need a good pep talk! Eleanor Roosevelt, Teddy Roosevelt, Blue's Clues And You, Brilliant Quote, Pep Talks, Great Words, Kids Shows
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"The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams" -Eleanor Roosevelt Share this inspirational quote by First Lady Eleanor Roosevelt with your kids when they need a good pep talk!
what musical instrument do you use every night before bed? A tuba toothpaste!  Boots from Dora is brushing his teeth in this silly bedtime kids joke. Jokes For Teens, Funny Jokes For Adults, Xmas Jokes, Music Jokes, Music Humor
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what musical instrument do you use every night before bed? A tuba toothpaste! Boots from Dora is brushing his teeth in this silly bedtime kids joke.
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Sometimes, it's the kids who have all the wisdom! Words Quotes, Me Quotes, Sayings, Motivational Quotes, Positive Quotes, Famous Quotes, Girly Quotes, Wisdom Quotes
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Sometimes, it's the kids who have all the wisdom!
Family is the most special thing in the world. Life Quotes Love, Inspiring Quotes About Life, Cute Quotes, Daily Quotes, Great Quotes, Quotes To Live By, Son Quotes, Quote Life
Family is the most special thing in the world.
What kind of bow can't be tied? A Rainbow!  This silly kids joke featuring Shimmer, Shine, Nahal, and Tala is adorable--and so colorful! Fathers Day Jokes, Kids Lunch Box Notes
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What kind of bow can't be tied? A Rainbow! This silly kids joke featuring Shimmer, Shine, Nahal, and Tala is adorable--and so colorful!
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Q: What's Nahal's favorite color?  A: Purrr-ple! This silly kids joke from Shimmer and Shine is cat-filled and adorable! Food Jokes
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Q: What's Nahal's favorite color? A: Purrr-ple! This silly kids joke from Shimmer and Shine is cat-filled and adorable!
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